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每日一笑: 狗也知道这个谚语吗　　　The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.　　　 "It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?"　　　 "Ah, yes," answered the little boy.　　　　"I know the proverb, but doe ...

A woman was telling her friend : "It is I who made my husband a millionaire.""And what was he before you married him?" the friend asked.The woman replied, "A multimillionaire."回复见中文翻译：

底价都是1000元身高超过180cm，每过1cm+100元身高低于170cm，每低5cm-100元排球蓝球足球会打的各+100元网球斯诺克会打的各+100元不会溜冰-300元会游泳+100元体重超过150斤的，每超过10斤-100元体重不足110斤的，每差10斤-100元近视的，超过300度，每100度-100元谈过恋爱的，被甩一次- ...

Two Lines In HeavenEverybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says"I want the men to make two lines.One line for the men that dominated their women on earthand the other line for the men that were whipped by their women.Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter."...